How to bore your class

1. Dominate the conversation.
2. Talk very slowly.
3. Talk very fast.
4. Talk without eye contact..
5. Talk "over their heads.'
6. Talk "under their intellegence."
7. Talk lots about yourself.
8. Talk in a monotone.
9. Talk without thinking.
10. Just talk on....and on....and on.
11. Somehow keep them Awake during all of the above.
12. Keep talking for several minutes after the final bell.
13. Call them "disloyal" and "backsliders" when they start attending another class.

Yours for bigger and Better Sunday Schools;
Rev. W. Scott Lockard

(C)2009 Pastor Lockard's Living on the Bright side Ministries